Michelle “Kenobi” Osorio: Blogging since 2000

Writer/Director, YouTube viral content-creator and all-around singing & dancing geek

 A transcript from GTalk.

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victoria.y25: hii michelle!

 

me: Who is this?

 

victoria.y25: i’m one of your friends =)

lol

 

me: Who? This seems spammy to me.

 

victoria.y25: no i really am one of your friends

from penn state

but i’m not allowed to tell you who i am yet

lol

 

me: Oh.

 

victoria.y25: i have an assignment that i need your help on

 

me: Why

 

victoria.y25: and i’m only allowed to tell you who i am once i have submitted my assignment

 

me: What class are we in together?

 

victoria.y25: you’re on your phone now, right?

i’m not allowed to tell you anything that would narrow down who i am yet :)

lol

 

me: Okay well is this for a class I am in too? Otherwise there is no motivation for me to play along.

 

victoria.y25: yah it is

 

me: So what do you want.

 

victoria.y25: k well when will you be at a computer?

 

me: What do you want.

 

victoria.y25: k so this assignment is really silly so you have to be ready to be really silly, k?

 

me: You sound pretty fake right about now, but let’s hear it.

 

victoria.y25: this really is an assignment!

lol

 

me: Your abundant use of “Lol” leaves me suspicious to say the least.

 

victoria.y25: k first let me give you some background

 

me: Just tell mw already.

me^

 

victoria.y25: we are required to select friends to participate in the assignment based on specific criteria

the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a pic

and of course it goes without saying that you meet that criteria

 

me: Uh huh

 

victoria.y25: i have a group pic that we’re in

and you’re barefoot in the pic

so once we have found friends that meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do a specific task

that’s where the silly part comes in

the task for this assignment is to get them to take pics involving their feet

haha

then there’s an interview

and the interview is a LOT of fun btw

then i have to do a write-up

and once i submit the write-up, i’m required to tell you who i am

 

me: Interesting, because I go to Penn State online and I am not friends in real life with anyone from school. Which means, you found my email online somewhere. This is by far the weirdest spam I’ve ever gotten. Sounds less like spam and more like a foot fetish stalker pervert.

 

victoria.y25: LOL

OMG michelle

this really is an assignment

 

me: I have not appeared in a photo with anyone from school.

I’ve never met anyone from school.

Dude, whoever you are. And I’m sure you’re a man. There’s nothing wrong with a foot fetish. Just go watch foot porn like every other closet pervert out there.

 

victoria.y25: OMG that’s so gross michelle!

and i’m not a man

what the hell is foot porn

?

 

 Sent at 2:37 PM on Saturday

 

me: So explain the hole in your story I told you earlier.

 

 Sent at 2:39 PM on Saturday

 

me: yeah. That’s what I thought, you sick fuck.

Go watch porn like everyone else. Sheesh.

 

victoria.y25: LOL

michelle we really are friends from school

i’m not allowed to be any more specific than that

 

me: How convenient you avoid answering how you could possibly be in a picture with me.

Since you know, it’s impossible.

 

 Sent at 2:46 PM on Saturday

 

me: Okay so tell me more about this assignment.

 victoria.y25 did not receive your chat.

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 Damn! I was gonna go along with it and send him some pics of hairy, nasty, pus-filled man feet. Oh well.

 

 

 

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A said, December 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am

so this just happened to me on my gmail account. I was a bit suspicious when they said really silly, so I copied the text into google, found your blog, copied the rest of your conversation in, and then sent it to the person in the chat.
they went all “LOL that isn’t me”. I expressed that i didn’t know anyone who used lol as much as them and disabled the chat… totally weird eh?

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Bree said, March 22nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm

this just happened to me today. same exact convo.

what do we do???????

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Bree said, March 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 pm

jenand2345: hii bree!
Sent at 4:12 PM on Monday
jenand2345: are you there?
Sent at 4:15 PM on Monday
me: hey!!!
I didnt know we could chat like this!!
Sent at 4:18 PM on Monday
jenand2345: yah!
it’s great!
Sent at 4:19 PM on Monday
jenand2345: how are you?
me: im great- just relaxing on my day off. :) how are you?
B-)
jenand2345: i wish i had the day off :)
so do you know who this is? ;)
me: jen :)
jenand2345: nope! haha
we’re friends!
but i’m not allowed to tell you who i am just yet lol
we’re good friends
and i have an assignment for a class that i need your help on
and as part of the assignment, i’m required to tell you who i am :)
me: you are required to tell me or not required
jenand2345: sorry not required lol
and then
once i submit my assignment
i’m required to tell you then
me: ooooooooook?
jenand2345: ok so this is a really silly assignment
so you have to be ready to be really silly, ok?
me: hmmm i dunno
its difficult when i don’t know who this is
jenand2345: trust me bree, we are friends
and this assignment is totally harmless
and fun
me: how do i know that thouhgh?
tell me something about myself
jenand2345: ok here’s all i’m allowed to say
we’re friends from harding
lol
me: ok
Sent at 4:26 PM on Monday
jenand2345: ok so are you ready to be silly?
me: i guess so :/
:-/
jenand2345: aww come on bree, you’re always silly!
me: well hurry up and ask me questions so I can find out who you are already!!
:)
jenand2345: haha, ok
ok so first let me give you some background
Sent at 4:29 PM on Monday
jenand2345: so this assignment is intended to be off the wall
there is a task and an interview
first some background
we are required to select friends to participate in the assignment based on specific criteria
the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a photo
and of course it goes without saying that you meet the criteria lol
me: what picture is it? at the beach?
jenand2345: well this one isn’t at the beach
ok so once we have found friends who meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do a specific task
that’s there the silly part comes in
the task for this assignment is to get them to take pics of their feet lol
then there’s an interview
and the interview is a LOT of fun btw
you will LOVE the interview
the once i submit my write up
i’m required to tell you who i am and share the results of the interview with you
me: this is weird
why cant you tell me who you are first?
what if you are some creeper dude with a foot fetish?
haha
jenand2345: hahaha
me: what kind of class at harding would have you do this?
jenand2345: that’s so gross!!
bree trust me we are friends
and this is for an assignment
me: ok but how do i know that?!?!!
jenand2345: i didn’t say this class was at harding
we know each other from harding
me: ok well then you couldve just looked at my facebook and seen that i went to harding
jenand2345: i’m not looking at your facebook girl
we are friends from harding!
me: ok tell me something that will make me believe you!!!
what would you do if a random person messaged you asking for pictures of your feet without telling you who they are?
ive got some good lookin feet, i cant just give out the goods like that with out knowing who it is!
jenand2345: hahaha
actually i had a friend who had this class before me
so i did it
i mean it’s just feet
we always show our feet in public
and i found out who she was
me: huh?
who who was?
jenand2345: someone you dont know
Sent at 4:39 PM on Monday
me: so someone i dont know had a weird class not at harding and you are duplicating an assignment they had? how did you get my email address
jenand2345: no i’m taking the same class that they took last year
i got your email address because we’re friends
and i have your email address
me: hahahahahah this is crazy
send me a picture of your foot first hahahaha
jenand2345: if i do, you will immediately figure out who i am
but tell you what
if you help me out
i’ll send you the pics i took for my friend
me: why because you have webbed feet??
jenand2345: LOL
do you have a friend with webbed feet?
me: what pics for what friend? why would i want pictures of other peoples feet?
maybe i do maybe i dont
so many wuestions
questions
jenand2345: lol
bree, please stop being difficult!
just take a short leap of faith and help your friend out!
i really need your help
me: what class is this for
help me out first
you have to admit this is weird
jenand2345: of course it’s strange
it’s intentionally meant to be strange
that’s the entire point of the assignment
ok so i’ll tell you if you can get it in 3 guesses :)
lol
and i’ll give you only one hint
the interview is the most important part of the whole assignment
me: psychology?
Sent at 4:46 PM on Monday
jenand2345: nope
close
(i shouldn’t have said “close”)
me: sociology
jenand2345: yah!
wow that’s impressive
i have to get 10 friends to participate
me: ok what college
jenand2345: you’re the first one who got it in the 2nd guess
me: since all of them asked what class, and you said you get 3 guesses? how convenient
this is weird
jenand2345: no, not everyone has asked
6 friends have participated out of 10 so far
and 3 people have asked
me: was is hard to convince then to go along with it?
jenand2345: nope
you are seriously the only person who has given me a hard time
me: did you happen to ask any of them for pictures of other body parts besides feet?
lol
jenand2345: uhhh, what do you mean?
me: im just saying its crazy that so many people would send pictures of themselves to a stranger without any coersion
are you a girl
jenand2345: bree, this isn’t porn girl
lol
omg what do you think?
me: some people like feet!
i dont know!!! all i know is this is fucking weird
did you send your feet pic yet?
hahah
why would i know immediately?
are u black? are you fat? are you missing a toe?
jenand2345: hahah
trust me, you would know
me: i think ive made it quite clear that i dont trust you yet
no offense, but come on
tell me something that will assure me that we are actually friends
jenand2345: all i’m allowed to tell you is that we’re friends
that we are friends from harding
that this is for a class
and my gender
other than that, i’m not allowed to tell you anything that could narrow down who i am
me: and you made a fake gmail
so youre a girl then?
jenand2345: seriously, what do you think?
lol
me: I DONT KNOW!!!
you keep saying that but you havent said yes i am or no im not
jenand2345: yes i am!
me: ok great, where are the foot pics i asked for?
jenand2345: bree i can’t send you mine yet
me: my bf is sitting here telling me not to do it. its just weird. maybe if youd facebook chatted me it wouldve been different, but i guess then id know who you are and thats against the law in your “class”
jenand2345: lol on “class” in quotes
breeeee
i neeeed your help!
me: why me??
jenand2345: because we’re good friends
and because once i start with a friend
i’m required to finish with them
me: whats the name of my boyfriend
jenand2345: if you don’t help me, i’ll get a bad grade
me: so the grade is on how well you convince me of something?
jenand2345: michael
me: youre learning how to manipulate in this “class”?
hmmmm
jenand2345: omg i’m not trying to manipulate you :(
me: whats my pets name? answer fast
3
2
1 1/2
jenand2345: freshy fresh lol
me: lol wow you are a fucking stalker
jenand2345: bree, PLEASE trust me
me: ok ok
jenand2345: yay!
thanks bree :)
ok so there are 6 required pics
me: daaaaang
jenand2345: so i’ll list them all now
and then i’ll tell you some ground rules
and then you have to take them now and send them now
ready for the list?
me: yep
jenand2345: great!
ok here are the 6 required pics
1. a pic of your soles (sit on the ground and extend your legs toward the camera so that your soles are directly facing the camera)
2. a pic of the tops of your feet
3. a pic of your face and your soles (for this pic, sit on the ground and extended your legs so that your soles are directly facing the camera)
4. a pic of your face and the tops of your feet (for this pic, just sit on the ground, and bring your knees up and point your toes toward the ground so that all 10 toenails are directly facing the camera)
ok so far?
me: you have got to be kidding me
what are the others
jenand2345: ok for 5 and 6, you have to lay on your stomach with your knees bent 90 degrees so that your toes are pointing directly to the sky and your soles are facing your head
in that position
5. a pic of just your soles
6. a pic of your face and your soles
make sense?
me: no it doesnt make sense at all
jenand2345: ok so here’s what you do for 5 and 6
lay on your stomach
me: no
jenand2345: what
me: i understand what youre asking for but i just cant bring myself to send pictures of myself laying on the floor to a stranger
:( sorry
jenand2345: ok you dont have to do pic #6 then, ok?
me: im not going to do any of them, it is too weird and creepy.
jenand2345: omg girl
bree i really need your help
me: you said the pictures were of my feet, and now its legs and face too?
jenand2345: this is just your feet
look
here’s a pic of your feet on facebook

for the whole world to see
and there’s this pic:
and here’s one with your face and your feet
me: you said i wasnt at the beach
jenand2345: that’s not the group pic of us that i found that you were barefoot in
my point is that you’re perfectly fine with the whole world seeing your face and bare feet
this is no different
me: facebook isnt the whole world
i decide who im friends with
so you were in a barefoot pic with me?
jenand2345: but the very fact that i can see those pics proves that we’re friends!
and that you’re ok with me seeing hundreds of pics of you
me: not really because i have a bunch of friends that im only friends with to play happy aquarium with
why cant you use the pics you alread y have?
jenand2345: because you have to take pics specifically for the assignment
me: what happens after the pics
jenand2345: i do the interview with you
and you will simply love the interview
me: i need you to answer a couple more questions

me: where did we meet
jenand2345: you are the one who posted that pic
we met at school
and you wrote “yay for pretty toes”
so you were intentionally showing off your toes
me: im not ashamed of my toes, i said they are awesome already
you are asking for pics of my legs and face too
jenand2345: bree, trust me, these will stay strictly confidential
ok?
look at this one

you’re showing off a whole lot more than feet

me: to my FRIENDS
jenand2345: and i’m clearly your friend!
me: no not clearly! you are good at looking through my pictures though thats for sure, hacker
if i guess who you are can you tell me im right?
jenand2345: only after the interview
i’m not allowed to confirm or deny any of your guesses
and even if you call me, i’ll totally play dumb and make fun of you lol
me: you sending me pictures from my facebook dont prove anything to me at all
jenand2345: it proves that we’re facebook friends
and i know your bf and your dog’s name
i’ve clearly proven that we’re friends
me: what about my ex boyfriends names from the last few years
if were so close
jenand2345: omg bree!!
i can’t believe how much of a hard time you’re giving me!!
btw on a total tangen
tangent
i LOVE this dress!!

it’s soo cute!
me: answer the question
jenand2345: i’m not allowed to answer anything about you, and i’ve already lost points for saying your bf’s name and your dog’s name
me: how convenient
jenand2345: bree, please stop giving me a hard time :(
me: wont you lose even more points if i dont comply?
jenand2345: yah i will
but you wouldn’t do that to me :(
me: i dont know who you are
jenand2345: i guarantee you 100% that we’re friends!
me: what are my exs names
try just one
jenand2345: you’re seriously wrecking my grade
me: or are you just having trouble finding answers on facebook since i delete my exs after the breakups
do you have any tattoos?
random tangent :)
jenand2345: i’m not allowed to answer that
me: how can you be graded on the fact that I dont want to send pictures of myself to a person who wont or “cant” tell me who they are?
jenand2345: that’s the whole point of the assignment
me: to get someone to trust you?
but youre losing points because im a skeptic. that isnt your fault.
jenand2345: well believe it or not, the 6 people i’ve talked to, you’re the only one to be this skeptical
me: you really dont know just one of my exs?
we cant be that close then
jenand2345: i’m really not allowed to answer any more questions…
each one i answer, i lose points
and i’ve already told you 4 things
my school, my gender, your bf and your dog
me: thats better then losing all points dont you think?
jenand2345: that’s 5% of my grade
omg bree, look at this:
me: you didnt tell me your school
jenand2345: bare foot straight in my face
me: I DONT CARE!! I am not ashamed of my feet!
jenand2345: ok then why are you so against helping me??
me: if we are so close, just tell me the name of my last ex boyfriend. 5% isnt that bad. its better then failing.
jenand2345: this isn’t cool :(
me: agreed
Sent at 5:34 PM on Monday
me: do you have to turn in this conversation?
how would they know if you told me 5 things? plus, you didnt tell me your school btw
jenand2345: yah i have to submit the entire conversation
me: and you cant tell me my exs name or you lose points?
how many points do you lose if i dont take the photos and do the assignment?
or the interview
jenand2345: if i don’t get all 10, i fail
me: hmmm
well whos my ex then?
seriously, i have to get ready for dinner in like 20 minutes
Sent at 5:39 PM on Monday
jenand2345: i can’t answer that =(
i seriously can’t believe that you wont help me if i don’t tell you your ex
after all this
me: why is that hard to believe? i dont know who you are… would you send pictures of yourself to a stranger that easily?
you can find all the information youve given me on facebook.
jenand2345: all i’m asking is for you to take pics that are exactly like pics that you’ve taken on facebook
nothing more, nothing less
i’m not even asking you to strip down into a bikini like you are in fb
me: im sorry that youre upset, but I am not being unreasonable, i am being cautious.
jenand2345: over feet!
me: and my face
jenand2345: i’m not asking you to do anything lewd
me: no but it doesnt matter
jenand2345: anyone can search for you on facebook and see your face
even if they’re not your friend
me: but thats different then me sending you pictures from my email
are you trying to make me feel stupid now? after trying to guilt me, and belittle the request? are those tactics you are being taught in sociology?
sad face, sad face :( :(
jenand2345: look at this
this was your profile pic

me: i dont care. you can obviously see my facebook.
jenand2345: anyone on the planet who searched for you when that’s your profile pic
got to see you in a bikini
and saw your boobs and belly button
me: enough with the pictures. yes, I am in thousands of pictures on facebook. noted.
jenand2345: that’s 100 times more personal that feet
my point is you put that as your profile pic!
Sent at 5:46 PM on Monday
me: how is that your point? yes it was my profile picture. so what. you want me to pose for 6 pictures and send them to you without knowing who you are. what does that have to with facebook profile pictures?
you could be anyone.
jenand2345: wow you’re seriously going to refuse
me: no if you just tell me who my ex is :)
jenand2345: the reason i can’t answer 1 more question is because it will take me from an A to a B
i’m not willing to drop 1 full grade letter
me: but you said if you dont get all 10 to cooperate then you fail the whole assignment
that would most likely drop you more than one letter grade correct?
Sent at 5:49 PM on Monday
me: your professor shouldve given you at least room for one person with half a brain to refuse your request.

dinner time!!

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Michelle said, March 31st, 2010 at 11:58 am

Hey Guys,

Yeah I never reported it because I didn’t really know what was up, but it appears someone is abusing the school directory. It has to be someone with access to the school directory. Not sure who to report this to. Maybe someone in Security in the school’s IT department?

Michelle

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A said, March 31st, 2010 at 12:05 pm

I don’t go to Penn State. I live in Montreal! very strange. Guy hasn’t tried to talk to me since.

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danica said, May 24th, 2010 at 4:51 pm

OK SO WEIRD I am a high school student in CT and this person had this exact same conversation with me and i almost did it and then googled it just to see if anyone reported somethign and this came right up.. so creepy there is no way this person could have gotten my name from anything that has to do with colleges

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Rebecca said, June 2nd, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I actually had someone contact me using this EXACT SAME STORY just today. While they were trying to get me all the information about the photos they “needed”, I started Googling the e-mail address and the context of the conversation, and found your website. I believe that the person is also using a fake FB page under the name ASHLEY WILLIAMS. I was contacted via the e-mail address jenand2345@gmail.com . I have reported the FB page to the admin, and have blocked the Gmail address from my G-chat.

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cindylu said, February 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 pm

It’s happened to me with 2 different gchat names and over a year apart. Initially, I just thought it was a friend messing with me, but never went through with it ’cause it was just too weird. No one does an assignment like this. The last few times I’ve decided to play along to see what kind of pictures they wanted.

ldavis249: i’m still working on my thesis
and i really need your help to finish
can you please help me ?
Sent at 3:30 PM on Thursday
me: what’s your thesis about?
ldavis249: i can only tell you when we start to do the interview :)
me: ok
ldavis249: ok so do you remember the requirement for the assignment?
me: no
ldavis249: so the requirement is to get the friend to take photos involving their feet
then we do the interview after that
me: ok
ldavis249: ok so i’ll list the required photos now
and you have to take the photos and send them now
ready?
Sent at 3:35 PM on Thursday
me: ok
ldavis249: great
ok there are 6 required photos
they are
1. a pic of your soles (sit on the ground, extend your legs to the camera so that your soles are directly facing the camera)
2. a pic of the tops of your feet
3. a pic of your face and your soles (sit just like in #1, but show your face and soles in the same pic)
4. a pic of your face and the tops of your feet (sit on the ground, bring your knees up and point your toes toward the ground so that all 10 toenails are facing the camera)
make sense so far?
me: yes
ldavis249: ok for 5 and 6, you have to lay on your stomach
with your knees bent 90 degrees
so that your toes are pointing directly to the sky
and your soles are facing your head
in that position
5. a pic of your soles
6. a pic of your face and your soles
make sense?
me: yes
ldavis249: ok for all 6 pics, there are important ground rules
1. both feet (and when applicable, face) have to show clearly and completely in every photo
so no portion of either foot can be cut out, blocked or blurry at all
2. get plenty of lighting on your face and feet
3. all mistake shots have to be sent as well
and as my prof says, everyone takes mistake shots
and she’s right, even i’ve seen that
4. none of the pics can be resized or altered at all
and finally
5. smile!!

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cc said, March 16th, 2011 at 8:20 pm

i’ve been contacted by the same gmail address that cindylu mentioned, ldavis249. this person contacted me under the guise of a casting agent and asked me for the same sort of photos (of feet!). this person also claimed that a colleague, emily, added my promotional facebook page (never got a friend request from said emily). @_@

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