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The Penn State Stalker and Michelle’s Feet

 A transcript from GTalk.

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victoria.y25: hii michelle!

 

me: Who is this?

 

victoria.y25: i’m one of your friends =)

lol

 

me: Who? This seems spammy to me.

 

victoria.y25: no i really am one of your friends

from penn state

but i’m not allowed to tell you who i am yet

lol

 

me: Oh.

 

victoria.y25: i have an assignment that i need your help on

 

me: Why

 

victoria.y25: and i’m only allowed to tell you who i am once i have submitted my assignment

 

me: What class are we in together?

 

victoria.y25: you’re on your phone now, right?

i’m not allowed to tell you anything that would narrow down who i am yet :)

lol

 

me: Okay well is this for a class I am in too? Otherwise there is no motivation for me to play along.

 

victoria.y25: yah it is

 

me: So what do you want.

 

victoria.y25: k well when will you be at a computer?

 

me: What do you want.

 

victoria.y25: k so this assignment is really silly so you have to be ready to be really silly, k?

 

me: You sound pretty fake right about now, but let’s hear it.

 

victoria.y25: this really is an assignment!

lol

 

me: Your abundant use of “Lol” leaves me suspicious to say the least.

 

victoria.y25: k first let me give you some background

 

me: Just tell mw already.

me^

 

victoria.y25: we are required to select friends to participate in the assignment based on specific criteria

the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a pic

and of course it goes without saying that you meet that criteria

 

me: Uh huh

 

victoria.y25: i have a group pic that we’re in

and you’re barefoot in the pic

so once we have found friends that meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do a specific task

that’s where the silly part comes in

the task for this assignment is to get them to take pics involving their feet

haha

then there’s an interview

and the interview is a LOT of fun btw

then i have to do a write-up

and once i submit the write-up, i’m required to tell you who i am

 

me: Interesting, because I go to Penn State online and I am not friends in real life with anyone from school. Which means, you found my email online somewhere. This is by far the weirdest spam I’ve ever gotten. Sounds less like spam and more like a foot fetish stalker pervert.

 

victoria.y25: LOL

OMG michelle

this really is an assignment

 

me: I have not appeared in a photo with anyone from school.

I’ve never met anyone from school.

Dude, whoever you are. And I’m sure you’re a man. There’s nothing wrong with a foot fetish. Just go watch foot porn like every other closet pervert out there.

 

victoria.y25: OMG that’s so gross michelle!

and i’m not a man

what the hell is foot porn

?

 

 Sent at 2:37 PM on Saturday

 

me: So explain the hole in your story I told you earlier.

 

 Sent at 2:39 PM on Saturday

 

me: yeah. That’s what I thought, you sick fuck.

Go watch porn like everyone else. Sheesh.

 

victoria.y25: LOL

michelle we really are friends from school

i’m not allowed to be any more specific than that

 

me: How convenient you avoid answering how you could possibly be in a picture with me.

Since you know, it’s impossible.

 

 Sent at 2:46 PM on Saturday

 

me: Okay so tell me more about this assignment.

 victoria.y25 did not receive your chat.

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 Damn! I was gonna go along with it and send him some pics of hairy, nasty, pus-filled man feet. Oh well.

 

 

 

5 Responses to “The Penn State Stalker and Michelle’s Feet”
  1. A Says:

    so this just happened to me on my gmail account. I was a bit suspicious when they said really silly, so I copied the text into google, found your blog, copied the rest of your conversation in, and then sent it to the person in the chat.
    they went all “LOL that isn’t me”. I expressed that i didn’t know anyone who used lol as much as them and disabled the chat… totally weird eh?

  2. Bree Says:

    this just happened to me today. same exact convo.

    what do we do???????

  3. Bree Says:

    jenand2345: hii bree!
    Sent at 4:12 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: are you there?
    Sent at 4:15 PM on Monday
    me: hey!!!
    I didnt know we could chat like this!!
    Sent at 4:18 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: yah!
    it’s great!
    Sent at 4:19 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: how are you?
    me: im great- just relaxing on my day off. :) how are you?
    B-)
    jenand2345: i wish i had the day off :)
    so do you know who this is? ;)
    me: jen :)
    jenand2345: nope! haha
    we’re friends!
    but i’m not allowed to tell you who i am just yet lol
    we’re good friends
    and i have an assignment for a class that i need your help on
    and as part of the assignment, i’m required to tell you who i am :)
    me: you are required to tell me or not required
    jenand2345: sorry not required lol
    and then
    once i submit my assignment
    i’m required to tell you then
    me: ooooooooook?
    jenand2345: ok so this is a really silly assignment
    so you have to be ready to be really silly, ok?
    me: hmmm i dunno
    its difficult when i don’t know who this is
    jenand2345: trust me bree, we are friends
    and this assignment is totally harmless
    and fun
    me: how do i know that thouhgh?
    tell me something about myself
    jenand2345: ok here’s all i’m allowed to say
    we’re friends from harding
    lol
    me: ok
    Sent at 4:26 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: ok so are you ready to be silly?
    me: i guess so :/
    :-/
    jenand2345: aww come on bree, you’re always silly!
    me: well hurry up and ask me questions so I can find out who you are already!!
    :)
    jenand2345: haha, ok
    ok so first let me give you some background
    Sent at 4:29 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: so this assignment is intended to be off the wall
    there is a task and an interview
    first some background
    we are required to select friends to participate in the assignment based on specific criteria
    the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a photo
    and of course it goes without saying that you meet the criteria lol
    me: what picture is it? at the beach?
    jenand2345: well this one isn’t at the beach
    ok so once we have found friends who meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do a specific task
    that’s there the silly part comes in
    the task for this assignment is to get them to take pics of their feet lol
    then there’s an interview
    and the interview is a LOT of fun btw
    you will LOVE the interview
    the once i submit my write up
    i’m required to tell you who i am and share the results of the interview with you
    me: this is weird
    why cant you tell me who you are first?
    what if you are some creeper dude with a foot fetish?
    haha
    jenand2345: hahaha
    me: what kind of class at harding would have you do this?
    jenand2345: that’s so gross!!
    bree trust me we are friends
    and this is for an assignment
    me: ok but how do i know that?!?!!
    jenand2345: i didn’t say this class was at harding
    we know each other from harding
    me: ok well then you couldve just looked at my facebook and seen that i went to harding
    jenand2345: i’m not looking at your facebook girl
    we are friends from harding!
    me: ok tell me something that will make me believe you!!!
    what would you do if a random person messaged you asking for pictures of your feet without telling you who they are?
    ive got some good lookin feet, i cant just give out the goods like that with out knowing who it is!
    jenand2345: hahaha
    actually i had a friend who had this class before me
    so i did it
    i mean it’s just feet
    we always show our feet in public
    and i found out who she was
    me: huh?
    who who was?
    jenand2345: someone you dont know
    Sent at 4:39 PM on Monday
    me: so someone i dont know had a weird class not at harding and you are duplicating an assignment they had? how did you get my email address
    jenand2345: no i’m taking the same class that they took last year
    i got your email address because we’re friends
    and i have your email address
    me: hahahahahah this is crazy
    send me a picture of your foot first hahahaha
    jenand2345: if i do, you will immediately figure out who i am
    but tell you what
    if you help me out
    i’ll send you the pics i took for my friend
    me: why because you have webbed feet??
    jenand2345: LOL
    do you have a friend with webbed feet?
    me: what pics for what friend? why would i want pictures of other peoples feet?
    maybe i do maybe i dont
    so many wuestions
    questions
    jenand2345: lol
    bree, please stop being difficult!
    just take a short leap of faith and help your friend out!
    i really need your help
    me: what class is this for
    help me out first
    you have to admit this is weird
    jenand2345: of course it’s strange
    it’s intentionally meant to be strange
    that’s the entire point of the assignment
    ok so i’ll tell you if you can get it in 3 guesses :)
    lol
    and i’ll give you only one hint
    the interview is the most important part of the whole assignment
    me: psychology?
    Sent at 4:46 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: nope
    close
    (i shouldn’t have said “close”)
    me: sociology
    jenand2345: yah!
    wow that’s impressive
    i have to get 10 friends to participate
    me: ok what college
    jenand2345: you’re the first one who got it in the 2nd guess
    me: since all of them asked what class, and you said you get 3 guesses? how convenient
    this is weird
    jenand2345: no, not everyone has asked
    6 friends have participated out of 10 so far
    and 3 people have asked
    me: was is hard to convince then to go along with it?
    jenand2345: nope
    you are seriously the only person who has given me a hard time
    me: did you happen to ask any of them for pictures of other body parts besides feet?
    lol
    jenand2345: uhhh, what do you mean?
    me: im just saying its crazy that so many people would send pictures of themselves to a stranger without any coersion
    are you a girl
    jenand2345: bree, this isn’t porn girl
    lol
    omg what do you think?
    me: some people like feet!
    i dont know!!! all i know is this is fucking weird
    did you send your feet pic yet?
    hahah
    why would i know immediately?
    are u black? are you fat? are you missing a toe?
    jenand2345: hahah
    trust me, you would know
    me: i think ive made it quite clear that i dont trust you yet
    no offense, but come on
    tell me something that will assure me that we are actually friends
    jenand2345: all i’m allowed to tell you is that we’re friends
    that we are friends from harding
    that this is for a class
    and my gender
    other than that, i’m not allowed to tell you anything that could narrow down who i am
    me: and you made a fake gmail
    so youre a girl then?
    jenand2345: seriously, what do you think?
    lol
    me: I DONT KNOW!!!
    you keep saying that but you havent said yes i am or no im not
    jenand2345: yes i am!
    me: ok great, where are the foot pics i asked for?
    jenand2345: bree i can’t send you mine yet
    me: my bf is sitting here telling me not to do it. its just weird. maybe if youd facebook chatted me it wouldve been different, but i guess then id know who you are and thats against the law in your “class”
    jenand2345: lol on “class” in quotes
    breeeee
    i neeeed your help!
    me: why me??
    jenand2345: because we’re good friends
    and because once i start with a friend
    i’m required to finish with them
    me: whats the name of my boyfriend
    jenand2345: if you don’t help me, i’ll get a bad grade
    me: so the grade is on how well you convince me of something?
    jenand2345: michael
    me: youre learning how to manipulate in this “class”?
    hmmmm
    jenand2345: omg i’m not trying to manipulate you :(
    me: whats my pets name? answer fast
    3
    2
    1 1/2
    jenand2345: freshy fresh lol
    me: lol wow you are a fucking stalker
    jenand2345: bree, PLEASE trust me
    me: ok ok
    jenand2345: yay!
    thanks bree :)
    ok so there are 6 required pics
    me: daaaaang
    jenand2345: so i’ll list them all now
    and then i’ll tell you some ground rules
    and then you have to take them now and send them now
    ready for the list?
    me: yep
    jenand2345: great!
    ok here are the 6 required pics
    1. a pic of your soles (sit on the ground and extend your legs toward the camera so that your soles are directly facing the camera)
    2. a pic of the tops of your feet
    3. a pic of your face and your soles (for this pic, sit on the ground and extended your legs so that your soles are directly facing the camera)
    4. a pic of your face and the tops of your feet (for this pic, just sit on the ground, and bring your knees up and point your toes toward the ground so that all 10 toenails are directly facing the camera)
    ok so far?
    me: you have got to be kidding me
    what are the others
    jenand2345: ok for 5 and 6, you have to lay on your stomach with your knees bent 90 degrees so that your toes are pointing directly to the sky and your soles are facing your head
    in that position
    5. a pic of just your soles
    6. a pic of your face and your soles
    make sense?
    me: no it doesnt make sense at all
    jenand2345: ok so here’s what you do for 5 and 6
    lay on your stomach
    me: no
    jenand2345: what
    me: i understand what youre asking for but i just cant bring myself to send pictures of myself laying on the floor to a stranger
    :( sorry
    jenand2345: ok you dont have to do pic #6 then, ok?
    me: im not going to do any of them, it is too weird and creepy.
    jenand2345: omg girl
    bree i really need your help
    me: you said the pictures were of my feet, and now its legs and face too?
    jenand2345: this is just your feet
    look
    here’s a pic of your feet on facebook

    for the whole world to see
    and there’s this pic:
    and here’s one with your face and your feet
    me: you said i wasnt at the beach
    jenand2345: that’s not the group pic of us that i found that you were barefoot in
    my point is that you’re perfectly fine with the whole world seeing your face and bare feet
    this is no different
    me: facebook isnt the whole world
    i decide who im friends with
    so you were in a barefoot pic with me?
    jenand2345: but the very fact that i can see those pics proves that we’re friends!
    and that you’re ok with me seeing hundreds of pics of you
    me: not really because i have a bunch of friends that im only friends with to play happy aquarium with
    why cant you use the pics you alread y have?
    jenand2345: because you have to take pics specifically for the assignment
    me: what happens after the pics
    jenand2345: i do the interview with you
    and you will simply love the interview
    me: i need you to answer a couple more questions

    me: where did we meet
    jenand2345: you are the one who posted that pic
    we met at school
    and you wrote “yay for pretty toes”
    so you were intentionally showing off your toes
    me: im not ashamed of my toes, i said they are awesome already
    you are asking for pics of my legs and face too
    jenand2345: bree, trust me, these will stay strictly confidential
    ok?
    look at this one

    you’re showing off a whole lot more than feet

    me: to my FRIENDS
    jenand2345: and i’m clearly your friend!
    me: no not clearly! you are good at looking through my pictures though thats for sure, hacker
    if i guess who you are can you tell me im right?
    jenand2345: only after the interview
    i’m not allowed to confirm or deny any of your guesses
    and even if you call me, i’ll totally play dumb and make fun of you lol
    me: you sending me pictures from my facebook dont prove anything to me at all
    jenand2345: it proves that we’re facebook friends
    and i know your bf and your dog’s name
    i’ve clearly proven that we’re friends
    me: what about my ex boyfriends names from the last few years
    if were so close
    jenand2345: omg bree!!
    i can’t believe how much of a hard time you’re giving me!!
    btw on a total tangen
    tangent
    i LOVE this dress!!

    it’s soo cute!
    me: answer the question
    jenand2345: i’m not allowed to answer anything about you, and i’ve already lost points for saying your bf’s name and your dog’s name
    me: how convenient
    jenand2345: bree, please stop giving me a hard time :(
    me: wont you lose even more points if i dont comply?
    jenand2345: yah i will
    but you wouldn’t do that to me :(
    me: i dont know who you are
    jenand2345: i guarantee you 100% that we’re friends!
    me: what are my exs names
    try just one
    jenand2345: you’re seriously wrecking my grade
    me: or are you just having trouble finding answers on facebook since i delete my exs after the breakups
    do you have any tattoos?
    random tangent :)
    jenand2345: i’m not allowed to answer that
    me: how can you be graded on the fact that I dont want to send pictures of myself to a person who wont or “cant” tell me who they are?
    jenand2345: that’s the whole point of the assignment
    me: to get someone to trust you?
    but youre losing points because im a skeptic. that isnt your fault.
    jenand2345: well believe it or not, the 6 people i’ve talked to, you’re the only one to be this skeptical
    me: you really dont know just one of my exs?
    we cant be that close then
    jenand2345: i’m really not allowed to answer any more questions…
    each one i answer, i lose points
    and i’ve already told you 4 things
    my school, my gender, your bf and your dog
    me: thats better then losing all points dont you think?
    jenand2345: that’s 5% of my grade
    omg bree, look at this:
    me: you didnt tell me your school
    jenand2345: bare foot straight in my face
    me: I DONT CARE!! I am not ashamed of my feet!
    jenand2345: ok then why are you so against helping me??
    me: if we are so close, just tell me the name of my last ex boyfriend. 5% isnt that bad. its better then failing.
    jenand2345: this isn’t cool :(
    me: agreed
    Sent at 5:34 PM on Monday
    me: do you have to turn in this conversation?
    how would they know if you told me 5 things? plus, you didnt tell me your school btw
    jenand2345: yah i have to submit the entire conversation
    me: and you cant tell me my exs name or you lose points?
    how many points do you lose if i dont take the photos and do the assignment?
    or the interview
    jenand2345: if i don’t get all 10, i fail
    me: hmmm
    well whos my ex then?
    seriously, i have to get ready for dinner in like 20 minutes
    Sent at 5:39 PM on Monday
    jenand2345: i can’t answer that =(
    i seriously can’t believe that you wont help me if i don’t tell you your ex
    after all this
    me: why is that hard to believe? i dont know who you are… would you send pictures of yourself to a stranger that easily?
    you can find all the information youve given me on facebook.
    jenand2345: all i’m asking is for you to take pics that are exactly like pics that you’ve taken on facebook
    nothing more, nothing less
    i’m not even asking you to strip down into a bikini like you are in fb
    me: im sorry that youre upset, but I am not being unreasonable, i am being cautious.
    jenand2345: over feet!
    me: and my face
    jenand2345: i’m not asking you to do anything lewd
    me: no but it doesnt matter
    jenand2345: anyone can search for you on facebook and see your face
    even if they’re not your friend
    me: but thats different then me sending you pictures from my email
    are you trying to make me feel stupid now? after trying to guilt me, and belittle the request? are those tactics you are being taught in sociology?
    sad face, sad face :( :(
    jenand2345: look at this
    this was your profile pic

    me: i dont care. you can obviously see my facebook.
    jenand2345: anyone on the planet who searched for you when that’s your profile pic
    got to see you in a bikini
    and saw your boobs and belly button
    me: enough with the pictures. yes, I am in thousands of pictures on facebook. noted.
    jenand2345: that’s 100 times more personal that feet
    my point is you put that as your profile pic!
    Sent at 5:46 PM on Monday
    me: how is that your point? yes it was my profile picture. so what. you want me to pose for 6 pictures and send them to you without knowing who you are. what does that have to with facebook profile pictures?
    you could be anyone.
    jenand2345: wow you’re seriously going to refuse
    me: no if you just tell me who my ex is :)
    jenand2345: the reason i can’t answer 1 more question is because it will take me from an A to a B
    i’m not willing to drop 1 full grade letter
    me: but you said if you dont get all 10 to cooperate then you fail the whole assignment
    that would most likely drop you more than one letter grade correct?
    Sent at 5:49 PM on Monday
    me: your professor shouldve given you at least room for one person with half a brain to refuse your request.

    dinner time!!

  4. Michelle Says:

    Hey Guys,

    Yeah I never reported it because I didn’t really know what was up, but it appears someone is abusing the school directory. It has to be someone with access to the school directory. Not sure who to report this to. Maybe someone in Security in the school’s IT department?

    Michelle

  5. A Says:

    I don’t go to Penn State. I live in Montreal! very strange. Guy hasn’t tried to talk to me since.

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