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me: Who is this?
me: Who? This seems spammy to me.
from penn state
but i’m not allowed to tell you who i am yet
me: What class are we in together?
i’m not allowed to tell you anything that would narrow down who i am yet
me: Okay well is this for a class I am in too? Otherwise there is no motivation for me to play along.
me: So what do you want.
me: What do you want.
me: You sound pretty fake right about now, but let’s hear it.
me: Your abundant use of “Lol” leaves me suspicious to say the least.
me: Just tell mw already.
the criteria for this assignment is to select friends that appear barefoot in a pic
and of course it goes without saying that you meet that criteria
me: Uh huh
and you’re barefoot in the pic
so once we have found friends that meet the criteria, we are required to get them to do a specific task
that’s where the silly part comes in
the task for this assignment is to get them to take pics involving their feet
then there’s an interview
and the interview is a LOT of fun btw
then i have to do a write-up
and once i submit the write-up, i’m required to tell you who i am
me: Interesting, because I go to Penn State online and I am not friends in real life with anyone from school. Which means, you found my email online somewhere. This is by far the weirdest spam I’ve ever gotten. Sounds less like spam and more like a foot fetish stalker pervert.
this really is an assignment
me: I have not appeared in a photo with anyone from school.
I’ve never met anyone from school.
Dude, whoever you are. And I’m sure you’re a man. There’s nothing wrong with a foot fetish. Just go watch foot porn like every other closet pervert out there.
and i’m not a man
what the hell is foot porn
Sent at 2:37 PM on Saturday
me: So explain the hole in your story I told you earlier.
Sent at 2:39 PM on Saturday
me: yeah. That’s what I thought, you sick fuck.
Go watch porn like everyone else. Sheesh.
michelle we really are friends from school
i’m not allowed to be any more specific than that
me: How convenient you avoid answering how you could possibly be in a picture with me.
Since you know, it’s impossible.
Sent at 2:46 PM on Saturday
me: Okay so tell me more about this assignment.
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Damn! I was gonna go along with it and send him some pics of hairy, nasty, pus-filled man feet. Oh well.